The new rule book of Women that men ought to understand
Women are prone to ‘beat around the bush’ and drop hints that men find too annoying. The most frustrating are the confusing sentences which the women want their men to understand.But dear, all guys are not ‘mind readers’. Chirpy Birdy brings you some really confusing hints that women drop on many occasions.
It’s up to you
Don’t you smell freedom to make your own choice? Well, it is actually a test to see if you can make the right decision.
She is testing your patience! In the end make it a point to compliment for her make-up rather than reminding her of the time she made you wait.
I’m not upset
Do not be deceived by the ‘not’ in her sentence. She is really annoyed and waiting for the right moment to hit back.
We need to talk
You are a goner, man! Just keep your fingers crossed and listen to her attentively.
According to women, an ‘if’ in her sentence must be treated as an order and not as a request. So, men, please brush up your “Women Dictionary”.
Get your sixth sense functioning! You are supposed to figure out what this ‘nothing’ mean, or face her frenzy.
Thanks a lot
The sharpness of ‘Thanks a lot’ can be killing. It actually means just the opposite of ‘thanks’. Do not ever revert back with, ‘Most welcome’.
Do I look fat in this?
She means to say, ‘Do I look ugly in this’? Never pause over the question. Say, “No babes” to avoid a nasty showdown.
That guy was flirting with me
It is her way to express that there are better options for her. If you do not give her the required attention she will choose someone else.
This is the most popular word said by women after an argument. She does not agree with you, but is sure that she has won the spat – fair and square.
To solve the men’s problem, Chirpy Birdy has decoded the extremely difficult “Women Dictionary”. Hope you men will use them for future reference.
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